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Original stories by Shmolnick that humorously explore the dark side of humanity.

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Teacher! Leader! Favorite Friend!

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Latest Cartoons
Aging Comics	Alien Bones	Alien Hat	Alien Under Glass	Baby Demanding
Barbarian Goon	Bemused Resignation	Brutal Dictator	Chicken Portions	Conglomo
Crazy Rx	Dancing Flowers	Derly's Dream	Dog Alien	End of the Line Comics
Evil Crutch	Faceopolis	Fartopia	Fat Man Comics	First Date Follies
Forehead and Chubs	Gimme!	Glass o' Water	Goop	Grbkztl
Greasy Punks	Heroes	Hot Day	Hothead Comics	Kraniak Head Sucking
Impatience	Lazy Bum	Man's Last Hope	Nerds on the March	Oh My God!
Old Bitter Neighbor	Open Mouth	The Puncher	Roundhead with Sock Puppet	Rummy
Santa On a Bender	Shnozzola Comics	Shocking You Say?	Battle of the Silverware	Tabby Dream
Vicious Beating Comics	Yamamoto Gets Crushed	Drooling Turtle	Worried Husband	Citizen Turtle Calls Tech Support
Older Cartoons
Assdream	Abstract	In and Out	Critter	Submit!
Ticket Scalper	Hobnobs 1	Midlife Comics 1	Midlife Comics 2	AP Chirpenbeck
Food Product Balls	Kamikaze Garden	Mister Kong	Resigned Annoyance	Chip Gets His
Mr. Uptight	Alien God Comics	Eddie the Hat	Fountain	Horrific Alien Comics
Kraniak Story 1	Kraniak Story 2	Kraniak Story 3	Kraniak Story 4	Kraniak Story 5
Dreidels	Face Freeze	Fishman	Kraniak Party	Kraniak Clinton
Green Thumb	Kraniak Parenting	Great Shape	Magic Elf	Kraniak Retail
Kraniak Variety Hour	Bruno	Kraniak Lotto	Summer Vacation	Kraniak Dating
Kraniak Greeter	Scarface	Pumpkinhead	Want ID?	Anger!
Cannonballs	Computer Friend	Merlin	Mr. Big	Geometrians vs. Squigglists
Hubert	New Neighbors	Mr. Tooth	Fleemzoid	Cooking With Claude
Modern Art	What Is It?	Garlic	Cans	Prince
Highway Madness	Television Family	North Pole	On the Train	Work for Food
Captain of Industry 2	Tony's	Dates	That's Life	Perfect Day
Test Subject	Pirate	Making a Statement	Creep	Mr. Busive
Bliss	Casino Lady	Flying Cookie	The Latest Fad	Leap Here
Nature's Revenge	Psycho	See What Happens...	Stockbroker	Waddyoo Lookinat
Beast 5	Hraelog	Kraniaks	Mr. Helpful	Lawyer
Oblivious	Skinny	Sucked In	Old Pal	2 Heads
Aruba	Claude	Experiment	Kraniak	Pops
Mercuron	Tortoise and the Hare	War is Hell	Monster	Insurance Man
Nerdly and Bruno 1	Nerdly and Bruno 2	Big Game Hunter	Java Joe	Lottery Winner
Reunion	"Yes Dear"	Sports Heroes	Volunteer	Monster Burger
Mob Boss 1	Mob Boss 2	Billy Bob	Captain of Industry	Record Producer
Badass Biker	Bitter Gus	Cruisin'	Flashback	Happy the Clown
Retail Madness 1	Retail Madness 2	Retail Madness 3	Retail Madness 4	Retail Madness 5
Executioner	Genie	Retail Madness 6	Paco and Tico	Modern Life
Instant Messenger Cartoons

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The Web Developer's List of Resources
Raw Story - news for progressives
Daily Kos - progressive political blog
CNN - horrific corporate media
MSNBC - more horrific corporate media
Gamespot - for pc and video gamers
The Elder Geek - great site for windows do-it-yourselfers
Astronomy Picture of the Day Archive

Almost 200 original cartoons by Shmolnick, including art created using Windows Live Messenger.

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WARNING!

The material in this section is intended for adults only, and even then, not for the faint-hearted. You can expect extreme weirdness, excessive sex, violence, and a host of horrors, albeit presented for humorous effect.

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